"if certain people on Devon want to get rid of me, I'd gladly take an extortion payment in exchange for my passwords. Find a rich person that really loves DAOC and I'll even throw in 'training sessions' ... Or, make it a realm mission! Everybody send in X number of dollars until we reach our goal of buying out TW! Midgard alone could probably come up with 50 bucks or so, and Albion could deliver the other $49,950 with money left over to take us all out to dinner." - TheLASTjay (Me)

"Poor Jay having internet problems, my heart bleeds for you. Can't you just summon 6 cable repairmen to come and zerg your connection?" - Jungleland

"Why does everyone hate TW so much? He's a lubbable guy" - Obskure22
"Because he makes them dead. Dead people aren't happy people." - Zzyzxx71

"Lol. This douchebag is still at it? I legitimately feel bad for Jay. Every negative thing possible has been said about him already so i wont even bother to 'go there.' " - Vauxx

"At first I hated TW, he was a symptom of what was killing the game as far as I was concerned." ... "Then I decided that he was just another guy, playing in his own rather riduclus way." ... "I'm certain that you enjoy the infamy. And that's probably the real reason why you do what you do." - Freydia

"This guy bothers me to no end. What kind of sociopath plays a Multi-Player Online game so he can sit around by him self basking in his own Macro Glory." - Rhajah

"This type of Mental Mastrubation he must be experiencing when he sits around spaming his I win button only competes in a way that only matters to him." - Rhajah

"Jay uses trained sugar gliders I tell you - they have amazing deterity, and their body weight is just enough to press 4 keys at once!!! The sad part of this story is he feeds them crank, hence his amazing speed!!!" - Zzyzxx71

"as good as jay is in daoc, i bet he would make the ultimate fluffer on a porn movie set." - Samuraijack_SM

"my first problem is being rolled over by you and your little band of screaming b*tches, have a nice RvR experience." -Flethy_

"no one's debating that jaywizzy is a nice guy or not. he's always been cool when i've talked to him... i'm sure he's donated all 14 of his in game kidney's to orphans in camelot and what not..." - Valdimer

"So by all means, keep up your God complex. It will definitely cause your e-pns to grow another 2 inches." - Chansterfan

"wowz team wiz cant pik up chikz!!111" - dae_trist

"Jay is like that hot chick you meet at a party. You wanna hit it, but you just wind up with a burning sensation when you pee and lots of regret." - Damoen

"Sounds like someone is shooting for a spot on teamwizzy.com quotes" - Arandra-Tristan

"I think the funny part is that JayS*itty thinks he has enough influence to single-handedly get any classes nerfed. If he really had an effect, wizard pbae would be nerfed to 3 delve." - Carthak

"Welcome to Devon, where Albs and Mids cheat freely." - Carthak

"I've had mice avoid cheese on traps ... seems that even small rodents have brains." - The_Kierdaghs

"Another reason to not play this crappy game" - Winwins (Chiefthunder)

"WB TW, Free rps again :P ... RvR just wasn't the same without your wizzys around" - ArenotABB

"Hate him or Love him, he adds a certain element to the game, a Trojan Horse of sorts...more like an exploding turtle, oh well" - Elfslayer1

"Who cares whether it's a macro, some hardware, or some control Jay has over the tides or the moon or little gnomes to somehow twist the universe and time itself." - telwelas

"One computer dork...out paying and maybe out thinking other computer dorks... to beat those computer dorks in the same game." - Phlick

"It's kinda like Baseball. The Yankees and Red sox out-pay any of the other teams in baseball. Sometimes they win, sometimes they don't. I can't recall that last time either of those teams was banned from MLB." - Kilteer
"no it's more like: if Jay were playing baseball, he would come up to the plate with 12 arms and 6 bats" - Texando
"um, no. He'd send a machine with a bat attached to it, said bat would have a diameter of 6 feet and length of 12 feet, so as to hit anything that came even remotely close to the plate. Then the machine would automatically run the bases 6 times, which would require new terminology for the game, no more Grand Slams, they are now called "TW's"." - Jungleland

"For the record and, I kind of fondly think of TW as some kind of natural phenomenon to be avoided like a tornado. And I can tell he's a really nice guy with a good sense of humor. But playing a fg at once? TW kind of reminds me of the name "Washington Redskins." Utterly indefensible in the abstract, but then you get used to it and then you kinda like it and wanna stick up for it." - GP35

"Check the web site! Buy into the urban legend that is Team Wizzy!" - DaSilverback

"I love it when the albs cry now that they're on the other end of the TW experience." - Losco_PCoaltrain

"You guys are all basing these whines on the stipulation that ae shouldn't go through bridge walls. Well, Mythic has said that it should, and it does. So there really is no whine, and you guys are just QQ'ing." - Vizjaqtaar

"gank groups that play 18 hours a day are way more lame than anything Jay can do." - DrLeePhD

"I farm solo players at bold 10 hours a day with my perfectly built gank group because I play for the thrill of fair pvp combat." - DrLeePhD (on Gank Groups whining about TW's playstyle)

"oh no, this cant be real..." - Janxgeist (Mordred)

"and that is why you will be poor the rest of your life!!!!!" - HolyTourniQuet (Mordred)

"I enjoyed the movies. One man bomb squad:))) Great stuff." - AndredScram (Mordred)

"If you add up the skill he has, you'd get a number higher than every active person on Mordred, combined. He's better than every one of you, really that simple. Oh, and he rocks at PVE too, carebears 4tw." - Ariak (Mordred)

"You're just jealous that after that guy logs off, he jumps in his sweet azz ride, cruises down to the bar and has ladies hanging all over him. When you log off DAoC, if you do log off, you jump in your 86 Honda Accord and go to the neighbor's house party." - SilverwolffVodski (via Mordred)

"i canceled because of this lame sh*t, not sure how many more people your [sic] making cancel." - err_Tristan

"It's like he's heroin or something.. people get addicted then die." - Qaled

"the team wizzy icon f-ing ROCKS." - heat32

"When he's not playing team wizzy in daoc he's playing team vn poster and reading and posting to 8 forums at once" - -Spink-

"TW goes there for one reason - it's like holding a bale of hay up for the cattle screaming, 'Come and get it!', and those following the blind to the slaughter house." - Amodin

"TW is the villian for the mid casual player - they get enjoyment trying to kill him. You really shouldn't complain, you may think its lame, but, odds are these people at bledmere would NOT be out in the frontier if he wasnt there (and would probably either be in some BG, possibly on another server -- or have left/rerolled)" - Rena_Lanford

"team wizzy is just another epic mob. With crappy drops." - VerminAoA
he drops more gold [ed. over 100g!)than any epic mob, i think. - vnimble

"I consider TW an extreme sport. It's dangerous and I might die but oooh the rush." - Ngm_Ngn

"u dont use 6 keyboards.. unless u can play with ur hands, ur feets and ur pp!" - Sinox.
"Sinox u newb that still doesn't account for hte 6th keyboard." - Leeug1
"He is Team Wizzy.. it's possible he has 2? O.o" - Xyzir17
"2 pps?! i just said 1 cuz i figured its huge so it covers 2 kbs at once" - Sinox.

"team wizzy makes my prostate quiver with madness." - -Beelzbub-

"nothing would make me happier than seeing his family die in a house fire caused by his daoc setup, piece of s**t win-at-all-cost lame a**." - Vauxx

"I think he does what he does because he's the only one who does it to that extreme and he's forever made a name for himself in that regard." - Losco_PCoaltrain

"a guy smart enough to do what he's done and PR-savvy enough to shroud his tricks in mystery" - Losco_PCoaltrain

"thats why he does it - its fun to see people whine and complain, if he proved his case, that 'fun' would be gone ... only one that he needs to convince he doesn't cheat to is Mythic, every one else can make an ass of themselves from assuming" - Rena_Lanford

"I think all the machines are controled with his Ms. Pac Man machine. All those keyboards and mouse are just for show." - Drugord

"I'd give a nut, no I'd give both nuts, to be in Jay's position." - Festus_Stundagin

"Funny, when it's one guy playing two toons its called "lame assbot". When its one guy playing 4-5 toons its cool. Must be the PR with all the vids and stuff." - Muxl

"Well the vids were fun to watch and it must take some talent to run 7 pcs and get all those toons to rr9. Perhaps his talent is making his victims play like crap" - Rungaul

"People saying im not impressed, he isnt that good, no big deal... but I dont see anyone who gets more @posts." - SocialD100

"As I said though, TW is now kind of a natural phenomenon, like some kind of tornado that occasionally blows through the frontiers, forcing solo'ers and small groups to hide or go elsewhere." - GP35

"Even more amazing is how TW has become a relatively fond fixture in DAOC for most of us, despite the fact what he is doing is ridiculous in terms of the spirit of the game. I attribute it to our respect for his technical skill and his seeming good nature." - GP35

"Finally, and this is a visualization I'm not prepared to engage in, but imagine what a guy that can run 6 characters like that can do in . . . He can probably tie cherry stems in triple knots." - GP35

"First experience against team wizzy is probably very much like a first sexual experience. Doesn't last long and you feel [screwed]." - tbirdd

"I would say grats, but it would be like saying grats to a six foot person beating a 6 year old in basketball." - Duplicate24

"TW doesnt care, he has more money then you, he has a bigger epeen and has to do less to get more rps then you." - FromSubway

"Beating him solo is like having Jar-Jar binks beating Darth Vader." - Navareen

"I hope you rot for 90 minutes per kill, you cheesy, pos, tower camping, no skill, no friends, bridge farming, lameass." - Ungard

"apparently the greatest 8 man group the server has ever seen (and he doesnt even need to move to get RPs - which only adds to the legend) " - Rena_Lanford

"you must be like Mozart on the piano." - heebiejeebies (Hib)

"after he pulls one of his stunts 90% of the time at LEAST half the hibs log" - Halgaal AKA Mon (Hib)

"fun fights for me are any fights I come away with knowing that whatever it is I fought is sitting at his/her PC going, 'WTF!' im sure team wizzy has done that on a few occasions" - Rena_Lanford

"You're either lieing about using 5 keyboards or you're an Octopus, I'll give you the benifit of the doubt and go with option two." - Nsane_BD (Mid)

"It's gone from 1 keyboard with 25 different receivers acrossed the United States and parts of Canada to 3 keyboards and 400 receivers spanning Europe now too!" - Khryn (Alb)

"dont chop his head off too soon. stab it with a rusty screwdriver and douse with E-Coli cultures first." - heebiejeebies (Hib)

"you die by bots so you log out while probably debating killing yourself" - Rena_Lanford

"It's great fun to see people like Heebie come here and cry and talk about cancelling because their ego was shattered once every 30 minutes." - Khryn (Alb)

"Sardukar aka Team Wizzy has taken this whole bot idiom to a post-ironic level. Most people have a bot or several bots to augment their favoured character to the point of unfairness, making out like they have skills regardless of how many 12$ advantages they used to get them there. Sard has made a team of characters where the Bot IS the star." - Yvash

"No what is depressing how big this guys e-peen must be now. I have e-peen envy." - OdoggGoneit (Alb)

"Maybe he was running solo and had a freakish bowel movement? I ate a big meal in Mexico one time and I swear - it FELT like I had a dozen wizzies strapped to my ass. " - Nerfcabalists (Alb)

"imagine youre wrestling someone greco-roman style and all of a sudden 4 big dudes sit on you" - heebiejeebies (Hib)

"ty for ruining RvR for everyone else." - FromSubway (Hib)

"Thanks teamwizzy. I reactivated my accounts and came back to this crappy game just because of your movie." - Alexandra_DAoC

"I also think TW is part if the NWO." - Blackwater1
"yeah, i think teamwizzy was also somehow in on the kennedy assassination." - Hroard
"Vp'r in the grassy knoll?" - _Heinen_

"/cheer to team wizzy for really ruining the spirit of the game imo. " - Halgaal AKA Mon (Hib)

"Everyone yelling "TW INC" right about the time you see the death spam of just about every hib in the zone lol" - Ministry. (Hib)

"Team wizzy needs a solid kick in the jimmy." - Uughh

"ummm then tell me how 1 guy who plays a minstrel and 4 wizzies takes out 2/3 of the hib zerg in an instant?" - Eyedrop (Blakenfest) (Hib)

"Maybe TW has built an army of robots that play for him!" - mikesphar
"Or, maybe, the army of robots built HIM!" - Chrystian_St.James

"it annoys people cause they got pwnt by bots" - Rena_Lanford

"Team Wizzy for new Wizard TL? I would vote!" - Gemfyre

"if i ever meet Team wizzy in real life, i have promised myself i will smack him with a slab of polih sausage." - TyusKanan

"So, whenever we see VP Man's skillfully crafted kill spam, we all have to run around disorganized? Running a full group with nobody AFing is pretty chaotic, because speeding through various area with lots of turning makes it pretty difficult for everyone to keep up and stay together." - Daolin (Mid)

""You must be eating 5 lunches...you broke the spirit of lunch" - Baver

"i fart in his general direction" - heebiejeebies (Hib)

"nothing like claiming to have all this skill and get pwnt by some botmonkeys " - Rena_Lanford

"I log in a mid toon on another server <Lance> and get to listen to people endlessly QQing about TW there also." - carnalgrim

"when some one like TW kills you .. most people picture a little snot nose geek laughing at them... and it pisses them off." - Uughh

"TW inflames people for the sole reason that he can do something they can't" - Deliann

"I him, brings so many whines." - Baver

"On the rare occasion that I play on Igraine, I'm never logging out back to mlf faster than when team "I have a small penis" is out. You can mez team small penis, you can stun them, the only thing you know is that it doesn't matter because he'll press his insta win button." - gohzi (Hib)